BRAN FLAKES, BLUEBERRIES, MILK
Simply Kellogg’s Bran Flakes with milk, added a few blueberries for taste. In a large pyrex dish–which holds about two portions–as desert bowls are too small.
I once had two of these bowls in one sitting, then proceeded to munch the rest of the box through out the day like crisps. Not my best idea. Spent 4 days trying to shit but failing miserably. I was in agony, taking Senacot and prune juice. Eventually the, what can only be described as a log, very slowly, very painfully, came out. Took about 20 minutes to evacuate from my anus. It was the largest turd I’d ever given birth to.
Total: 450 calories