About

Tucker is a 41 year old useless tosser who happens to like cheap simple crappy food. None of that poncy shite for him.

This is why he is a lardy bloater.

He tries, miserably, to be slightly funny. He has created this site in the very remote possibility that a person on the planet might agree with the diatribe. Doubt it though.

If you asked the question “In one word how would you sum up Tucker?” 99.999% of the people who have met Tucker would answer…

“Arsehole”

- including Tucker himself! (the .001% is his youngest daughter)

Politically he wishes Labour would go away and the UK would leave the EU altogether. However he is realistic enough to know this will never happen in his lifetime. He has a plan. Move to the Isle of Man when the youngest daughter goes to University.

A committed Atheist, he regards ALL religions ‘bollocks’ designed to keep the masses down and the coffers full. However he would not stop anyone believing or worshipping. Just don’t push yer shit onto him.

Tucker loves food, all food – with the exception of Coconut.

“IF YOU DON’T LIKE THE RULES, DON’T PLAY THE FUCKING GAME!” – Billy Connolly

Homepage: http://tuckeratlarge.com