About
Tucker is a 43 year old useless tosser who happens to like food. A LOT. This is why he is a lardy bloater. It doesn’t matter whether it’s cheapo crappo or poncy shite as long as it tastes good. It has to taste good because he has no nose. “How does he smell?” – “Bloody awful” What I mean by that is Tucker suffers from Anosmia. This means he has no sense of smell. So he can only go by the five tastes. This probably explains why he likes Pot Noodles.
He tries, miserably, to be slightly funny. He has created this site in the very remote possibility that a person on the planet might agree with the diatribe. Doubt it though.
If you asked the question “In one word how would you sum up Tucker?” 99.999% of the people who have met Tucker would answer…
“Arsehole”
- including Tucker himself! (the .001% is his youngest daughter)
Tucker loves food, all food – with the exception of Coconut.
Oh and sugar in Tea.
And milk in coffee.
Motto: “You Can’t Polish a Turd”
“IF YOU DON’T LIKE THE RULES, DON’T PLAY THE FUCKING GAME!” – Billy Connolly
Homepage: http://tuckeratlarge.com
